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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on May 15, 2015 12:23:25 GMT -4
3:00 pm, EST.
A pharmacy in New Dehli.
A middle-aged woman in a black pantsuit walked up to the counter. She spoke words she didn't understand, and gave money stolen from the pocket of a drunkard outside. She received several medicines, though she did not know what kinds.
As she exited, she spoke words she did understand:
"Door me."
12:30 pm, EST
Brockton Bay, "The Protectorate Building"
Armsmaster sat back in his chair. Lung was locked up because of him.
So satisfying.
The YouTube video that had climbed to the top of Parahumans Online only served to bolster his happiness.
He had just popped open his bottle of scotch, when the alert popped up.
"Armsmaster, get here now.
-Director Piggot"
12:25 pm (five minutes earlier), EST
Brockton Bay, "The Protectorate Holding Cell #12: Top Security/Medical"
Lung was in extreme pain. He convulsed wildly.
Doctor Debra (sister of Debra the phone operator) was greatful for the extra-strength cuffs on the medical table. Otherwise, Lung would knock her through the room.
The nurse ran up:
"Doctor! What's wrong with him?"
"Some kind of negative reaction- for some reason, Armsmaster put a venom in alongside his tranquilizer! They're reacting badly. I don't know how long he's gonna last- it's burning him up from the inside! We need a blood transfusion! Nurse, get our anesthesiologist in, STAT!"
The nurse felt cold air on her neck. Then, she felt a fist on her neck. Then, she felt nothing until precisely two hours later, when she woke up.
Doctor Debra would later tell Director Piggot that a women in a black pantsuit stepped out a meadow that just appeared in the holding cell, knocked out the nurse, plunged a needle full of mysterious liquid into Lung, and jumped back into the meadow.
Then the meadow disappeared.
12:31 pm, EST
Director Piggot stared into Armsmaster's soul.
Armsmaster felt a fear he had not felt since he made Kid Win spend six undocumented hours fixing the voice recognition in his helmet.
Piggot spoke:
"Why did you use an unstable poison on Lung? He just almost died. We cannot handle one of the most effective tools against the endbringers dying."
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Post by Sami on May 15, 2015 12:36:21 GMT -4
Ah, fuck. That's what happened to his balls.
"Director, I was informed by an anonymous Redditor that Lung was vulnerable to certain types of spider venoms. Claims he fought Lung before. I figured it was worth a shot given the danger of Lung when fully transformed. I did not anticipate that happening. I will be sure to go back to that man's comment and downvote him. Ma'am."
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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on May 18, 2015 19:39:32 GMT -4
"Armsmaster, I want a full report on your mistakes by midnight tomorrow. I also expect you to be pulling double shifts for the next week. And don't think that that..." She could barely contain her scorn, "Apache will have the supplies to be done in any time near the end of next week. Also, there's a public forum on Monday. I expect you to be there, speaking alongside the mayor, as the best representation of the partnership between this town and the Protectorate possible."
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Post by Sami on May 19, 2015 11:51:51 GMT -4
One of these days I'm going to shoot this bitch in the face. Then again, I suppose I should have thought this situation through before I claimed full credit for the attack. However...
Activating his suit's copy of Google Ultron, he checked the Reddit page where he posted the video of him killing lung, and saw the 10,000+ upvotes it recieved transferred into post Karma.
Totally worth it.
"Yes, ma'am. Only one question: don't you think it would be a bit odd to have me in full power armor next to the mayor? I mean bright blue doesn't really blend in very well. Ma'am."
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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on May 20, 2015 15:07:32 GMT -4
"I'm not sure I understand, Armsmaster. You are a proud hero of the Protectorate, no?"
Hey Sami, it's not a weird thing. Capes are pretty normal. Ridiculous costumes were excepted long ago.
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Post by Sami on May 20, 2015 18:27:37 GMT -4
Oh. K cool.
"Uh, sorry, nevermind, ma'am. Just pondering a change of style is all. I'll be there without an issue."
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Post by shadowstalker on May 20, 2015 20:13:10 GMT -4
WARNING: Everything past this point is stupid kinky, creepy amazing, and somehow obviously hilarious. But seriously, if you have any sense of morals humor, do not read. ~Your friendly and probably misguided mod
"So is she making you stick with the boring baby blue color or is she letting you switch to a cool black?" I questioned from inside Armsmasters Apache. His response or lack thereof told me everything. "Well sorry to" I swallowed quickly and took a breath "hear that. You should write a complaint or something....." I trailed off unsure of how to make it seem like his costume wasn't something a twelve year old would wear. It even had some cheesy silver stripes on it. I honestly think my baby brother may have worn something like that for Halloween once when he was six. "Maybe you could just switch and not tell her? I suggested as I shoved the final third of the burrito into my mouth. "I'm out of burritoo." Both of my hands came to my mouth to make sure that I didn't spill any burrito while I talked. "You wanna take this baby" I gave the drivers seat of the Apache a quick slap "down to the Chipotle and get another?"
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Post by Sami on May 20, 2015 21:38:15 GMT -4
ohgodschmucklerimsosorrytheymademedoitpleaseforgiveme
Pausing, Armsmaster looked up at ShadowStalker, an unfamiliar look in his eyes.
Dragon is the best woman in this town, but she can't fulfill my... needs. And goddamn it's been too long. I need this.
"I'm not feeling like going down on a burrito tonight. But I do feel like going down on you..."
Silence overtook the hangar, an unspoken conversation taking place between the two Cape's. Shadow's eyes met Armsmaster. Armsmaster looked back, pure carnal desire burning in his gaze. ShadowStalker's breath vanished from her mouth. They both knew what must be done. They both knew what had to happen here.
Pressing a small button near his crotch, Armsmaster suit began to disassemble around him. The lights dimmed, candles emerged from his shoulder blades, and Careless Whisper began playing on his suits loudspeakers. One of the Hellfire missile pods opened, a tiny disco ball emerging from it. Walking up to the M230 chain gun, he grabbed the almost 42 inch 30mm barrel.
"You know baby, my other gun is bigger." As his crotch armor disengaged, ShadowStalker's breath vanished yet again. Saliva dripped down her mouth, and her tongue rolled out a little bit, her breath quick and desperate. She almost scrambled down the front end of the Apache and grabbed Armsmaster's cock, gently stroking it.
"We're locked and loaded, baby." Armsmaster grunted.
"Well then, fire away, you sexy piece of ass." ShadowStalker whispered.
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Post by shadowstalker on May 20, 2015 21:39:25 GMT -4
IBLAMEDANA
I began slowly stroking him in quick short motions. Slowly I lowered my head to meet him. I gave him a quick lick.
“HMM.” He moaned his head tilting back. I continued to lower my head eating him whole. I sucked intently as I worked my head back and forth. “I”m opening fire!” He shouted with all his being. “Ahh.” He moaned as a rush of warm liquid hit my tongue and made it way down my throat. I savored the taste briefly before swallowing.
“Yum” I said as I licked my lips “that's even better than Chipotle's secret sauce.” I stood up and quickly removed my top and bra in one single gesture. I leaning into him as he wrapped his arms gently around me. Our lips locked and his tongue found its way into my mouth. I battled him for dominance for a single moment before he leaned into me and tightened his embrace. He explored the inside of my mouth for a few seconds. His engine was firmly pressed against my stomach and, by the feel of it, done refueling. He released his hold on me and I quickly went about removing the rest of my clothing.
“You know they said your power was efficiency but I will never be able to understand how you found an efficient way to hold all that in your pants.” I said as we both lowered ourselves to the ground.
“It took quite a while.” He said in a deep gruff voice. The floor was cold against my back.I wrapped myself around him, enjoying his warmth, as he began entering me.
“Unhhh do me.” I moaned. He lips hit mine again as he began to move and I quickly surrendered dominance to him once again. It continued like that for a while him thrusting in and out while my body melted in the pleasure. I moaned again, best feeling in eighteen years.
“Ugh I’m engaging the enemy!” As he exploded inside me but he bounced right back and continued to thrust. I felt the pleasure build in me and I felt myself wettening and constricting.
“Aaaaaahh!” I moaned. A short second later I felt another burst of wetness and warmth coming from Armsmaster.
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Post by vista on May 20, 2015 21:39:54 GMT -4
Vista was having a hard time ignoring the growl of her stomach. Maybe if I stop by the apache hanger I can get Armsmaster to fly me down to Chipotle, she reflected. However as she walked into the hanger she found that he was already treating Shadow stalker to a very different kind of burrito.
Vista knew instinctually that this was something she shouldn’t be watching. However as she watched Armsmaster treat Shadowstalker to the repeated blows of his “mighty halberd” she felt new urges stir within her pubescent body. Vista had heard of sex, had imagined Gallant fucking her a thousand times in a thousand ways, but she never knew it could be like this. Was it normal for the woman to be shouting that “pound me with your massive burrito daddy”? this was more amazing than she could even have imagined.
I wonder if Gallant’s rod of justice is that immense, she thought. She found her new feelings growing stronger as she imagined being hammered by Gallant’s “concussive blows.” She began to moan his name, enjoying the feel of the words as they left her lips. “Oh Dean, oh fuck yes Dean.” It was getting her so hot and worked up imagining him out of costume. His curly light brown hair, those deep hazel eyes, that sexy mole on the bottom right side of his face, the fact that he would always drive her to Burger King in his bright yellow SUV. God she wanted someone named Dean of that exact description inside of her 13 year old womanhood.
Vista felt a wetness running down her leg, she went to explore the offending area, but was blocked by a strategically placed piece of armor. Cursing the design of her costume she turned her attention back to the interior of the apache which was rhythmically bouncing up and down. Vista had always hated Shadow stalker, but as she watched her glistening brown tits bounce as she rode Armsmaster's “little apache,” Vista realized that maybe she wasn’t so bad. In fact, she might even be willing to share Gallant’s “super shlong" if it was with a hot piece of ass like her. Something about her smooth brown skin made Vista excited in a way she never could’ve imagined another girl making her. In fact, maybe Vista didn’t even need Gallant at all, men were overrated. All they were really good for was their cocks, and she could probably convince Panacea to help her out on that front, if she shared that is.
The piercing cry of love making shattered Vista’s reverie, and brought her back to reality as Shadowstalker and Armsmaster collapsed onto the floor of the apache. Good she thought, now I don’t have to worry about being caught. There was a gentle *thwap* as bright green panties hit the floor of the hanger.
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Post by Sami on May 20, 2015 21:40:20 GMT -4
As his "little Apache" let loose the last of it's ammunition, Armsmaster collapsed backwards, exhausted. Shadowstalker collapsed on top of him.
Gently stroking her hair, the two sat together in silence for what seemed like an eternity.
"We can never speak of this to anyone, you know." Armsmaster said quietly but firmly.
"My silence can be bought with one tiny bribe." ShadowStalker said seductively.
Leaning up a little bit, Armsmaster looked at her deeply. "And what would that be?"
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Two days later
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Armsmaster and ShadowStalker sat awkwardly across from each other in the Chipotle, quietly munching on their burritos.
"So uh, nice weather we're having?" Armsmaster asked.
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Post by Cale on May 22, 2015 22:22:51 GMT -4
Regent suddenly felt scared. Not just normal, oh-god-my-inner-demons-are-awake scared, but terrified
The worst part is he had a feeling that, in some way, some how, incest was involved.
fucking. incest.
For once, Regent was glad to be at least mostly irrelevant to the situation at hand.
And he was totally ignoring how illogically turned-on this instinctual terror made him
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Post by doctorjonathan on May 29, 2015 20:22:56 GMT -4
"Hey guys sorry for the long break what's been happ-" Grue stopped. He analyzed the situation. Then he knew. He wanted to forget about his past. But his past came back.
"Oh god.....the smut has returned."
Grue" had a chill down his spine. He knew that something was wrong. That planing for anything logical or just canon has been thrown out the window. He needed an escape plan. He took whatever he had with him and ran for the nearest exit.
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