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Post by danaorsoyouthink on Apr 20, 2015 22:58:14 GMT -4
In an instant a million thoughts flash through Tattletale's head,
>He's holding Brian in front of him
>>The first time he teleported must've been behind Brian
>>>He's holding Brian with his right hand
>>>>His view of buildings to his right will be obstructed by Brian and his arm
Tattletale's eyes scanned the roofs in an instant, plotting the route Oni Lee would've had to take only jumping to buildings to his left
"THE ONE TO YOUR LEFT!!" she shouted to Regent, desperately hoping he knew what to do
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Post by Cale on Apr 20, 2015 23:07:04 GMT -4
Regent complied, convulsing the leftmost Lee's legs hard enough to send both Oni and Grue flying backwards onto the roof, obstructing his view of the pair.
He also catapulted the second-leftmost Oni for good measure, but he would not be able to beat the reaction times of the other two.
"I hope you know what you're talking about..."
With nothing more to do, Regent was forced to stand helpless, hoping that Grue didn't suddenly forget how to fight like a dipshit.
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Post by doctorjonathan on Apr 20, 2015 23:11:48 GMT -4
"Fuck""Fuck""Fuck""Fuck"Grue realized what just happened. He figured out two things. 1. There are four Grues now. 2. He has no idea if he's the real one. As Grue tries to break free, Oni's grip releases and the both of them get knocked back to the middle of the roof. He knew who was responsible. "Thanks Regent."Grue slips from Oni's grasp and concentrates darkness straight to Oni. He know that the other Grues are doing the same. While Oni is dazed form the darkness, Grue goes straight into action, beats up Oni with a hammer fist knock out to the face.  Oni being knocked out, Grue looks at the other Grues as they deal with their own trouble. A few moments later, he sees them slowly turn to ash once their done. He's the only one left. "Grrr.." Oni starts to stand up. shit. Apparently he didn't fully take out Oni.
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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on Apr 20, 2015 23:32:23 GMT -4
Oni Lee's mask was cracked where the punch had landed. He could feel hot, sticky blood seeping out.
Oh, that son of Nilbog was going down. As soon as Oni Lee was ready-
*SMASH*
Another hit, this time to Oni Lee's sternum. He coughed up blood, and swung his knife where Grue ought to be.
Grue wasn't where he ought to be.
Okay, as soon as Oni Lee found him, he'd-
*BLAM*
This time, the hit was straight in the stomach. Oni Lee could feel himself retching, but he pushed it down. The mask was already hard to breathe through, what with the blood. He didn't need more fluids in it.
Or maybe the difficulty breathing was because his nose was smashed.
He swung his twin knives around. To Grue, he was sure it looked like he was swinging them wildly. Instead, he was simply practicing what a paranoid old master had taught him twelve years before: "If they come from all directions, defend in all directions."
The man hadn't probably meant for that to be applied directly in a fight, but it sure came in use here.
He felt his right blade connect.
Good. Yes. Now, follow it up with-
The follow up blade also connected. Too early. The first blade hadn't slid out of the first wound. Then Oni Lee realized his mistake.
There had been no wound. The blades had been caught.
Grue pushed Oni Lee back, grasping the blades with his finely woven tactical gloves. As Oni Lee scrambled, Grue readied for a final blow.
Then, Oni Lee changed tactics.
He fucking ran. Ran for high-heaven. Straight to Grue's left, at incredible speed for a man who had just gotten his guts punched out of him.
He ran straight off the side of the building.
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Tattletale watched, surprised but hopeful, as Oni Lee emerged from the darkness and fell six stories. He crashed with a satisfying "splat!"
Unfortunately, he had already teleported. Over in a patch of grass lay a bruised and broken Oni Lee. Was he at least unconscious?
>No
Well, at least he left an incredibly obvious and follow-able trail of daised and broken Oni Lees as he teleported down the road. He shouldn't be hard to find.
First, though, she needed to wait a moment for Bitch's dog, Angelica, to retrieve Grue.
Then, they would follow the ashen trail.
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Post by danaorsoyouthink on Apr 20, 2015 23:50:03 GMT -4
Lisa was annoyed she'd never gotten to use her last bullet.
Strolling over to the crumpled form of Oni Lee's clone at the foot of the building it had just fallen from; she leveled her gun at him, and shot him directly in his ugly busted up face.
"Wow," she reflected to herself as she watched the head explode like an overinflated watermelon, "that really did make me feel better." the body disappearing in a cloud of white ash.
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Post by danaorsoyouthink on Apr 22, 2015 20:25:39 GMT -4
Lisa returned to the party with a new spring in her step. "So," she mused as she emerged from the shadows splattered in blood, "something tells me we should follow that incredibly obvious and follow-able trail of daised and broken Oni Lees, everyone else down?"
"Glad to hear it let's go!!" She didn't bother to wait for a reply as the awkwardly positioned herself on the nearest dog, one leg propped on it's head like Washington crossing the Delaware "Mush!!" she shouted.
The dog sneezed and shook it's head causing her to fall backwards onto it's back, her awkward attempt to roll into the fall and play it off as intentional served to deposit her in a heap on the ground. "I don't suppose anyone brought a car" she grumbled still facedown on the pavement.
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Post by Cale on Apr 22, 2015 20:37:15 GMT -4
Regent chuckles at Tattletale's error. It's really not that hard to ride these dogs.
"Hah. Watch and learn, Tattle. This is stupidly easy, I don't see how you could fuck this u-" OOF
Regent raised his head from the ground, realizing that he had done the exact same fucking thing.
"Okay, second try's the charm. Here we go-"
Regent then proceeded to attempt to mount the nearest dog (Brutus, he thinks. He can never keep these damn mutts straight)
for the next few minutes, repeatedly being shaken off before he could get settled
The damn dog is enjoying this.
Finally, Brutus-or-whoever seemed to get bored of his little game, and an out-of-breath Regent gained purchase on the dog's back.
"See? *huff* Simple! *huff*"
This adventure has provided Grue with enough time to make his way back to the group.
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Post by doctorjonathan on Apr 22, 2015 20:49:00 GMT -4
Grue was still shaken up about what he just did to Oni. He didn't know he would go that far when fighting. Riding back to the group with Angelica, Grue was still contemplating the situation. When arriving, he hears Regent shouting.
"-i don't see how you could fuck this u- OOF"
"god we are the most incompetent group of villains ever", Grue chuckled to himself. He remembers how funny this all is, just normal kids placed in horrible situations just because of some powers.
"Hey, thanks for helping me out there guys, I couldn't have done it without you." Grue just realized how sappy that sounded but he didn't care.
His mood lifts up just a bit until he see the trail of ash.
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Post by doctorjonathan on Apr 22, 2015 20:54:43 GMT -4
Now focusing on the trail, Grue was questioning whether to follow the trail or just run away. He knew that this would be the moment to figure out what was happening but still.... he wasn't sure if the gang was up to the confrontation. He looks to the gang; they were determined and pumped to find Oni. I guess that's their answer to his question.
"Alright team let's-"
The group were already on the dogs and ready to ride.
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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on Apr 22, 2015 21:13:05 GMT -4
As Regent fell off of Judas, Bitch snorted.
"What an idiot."
She turned when Brutus wimpered.
"What did you- Oh!"
Brutus' eye had been cut straight through by Oni Lee. The psychopath had somehow gotten a knife to bisect it.
There's no need to worry about weapon wear & tear when it's going to disappear in a moment anyways.
Brian spoke:
"Hey, thanks for helping me out there guys, I couldn't have done it without you."
"You're welcome," Bitch found herself saying.
She wasn't sure if this was the right situation to say that, but better safe than sorry.
She heard a bubbling snort. As she looked back at Brutus, she found her little rottweiler clawing his way out of the rapidly melting fleshy mass of his exobody.
"Alright!" She said, "Judas! Angelica! Sit!"
Tattletale and Grue leapt up on Angelica, while Bitch grabbed Brutus and Regent and dragged them on to Judas.
Every human grasped onto the nearest bony protrusion.
Grue and Regent readied their balls.
Bitch whistled, and they were off!
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Post by doctorjonathan on Apr 22, 2015 21:34:08 GMT -4
*urgh*
Brian was feeling sick.
He hated when he had to ride on one of Rachel's dogs. Even though it was the most effective way to go to places, it was uncomfortable as hell. The exaggerated galloping motions of a huge dog does not help with the car sickness.
Dog sickness? Either way Brian was not having the best of times riding, it looks like Alec isn't feeling so hot as well.
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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on Apr 22, 2015 21:47:21 GMT -4
Oni Lee led them for miles down the road. They scared several pedestrians, but it was late enough that not many were up.
Tattletale eventually figured out they were going to the Docks, though it was a circuitous route, likely to avoid Empire 88 territory.
He was definitely leading them- he always waited until they were just in view, and then teleported again. Tattletale knew it was a trap, but they needed to take care of Oni Lee (and whatever the trap was) as soon as possible. If she knew one thing about the ABB, it's that they were vengeful.
He finally stopped near some old warehouses. That's when Tattletale heard him:
"FUCK!"
Angelica climbed up the side of a warehouse, and they peered down.
Lung was on the ground, looking...bad. He was powered up, completely covered in scales and at least eleven feet tall, but somehow he was out cold...
>Poison
Oni Lee was trying to lift him up.
>Too big to teleport
>>Still growing
>>Genitals torn to shreds (!?!)
>>>Still ready for fight, recovering, angry
Oh shit.
Oni Lee looked up at them, and swore again. He teleported away...midair, hundreds of feet above them.
"What?" Regent exclaimed, "He can fly? That's fucking broken!"
In another blink, Oni Lee was gone.
And Lung was going to wake up soon.
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Post by danaorsoyouthink on Apr 22, 2015 22:44:19 GMT -4
Of course, Lisa thought, the simplest solution of course would be to call the police and let the protectorate handle the giant mutilated dragon, but then again, it'd be rude to leave them to deal with a full blown Lung, and he was already mutilated so what could a little more hurt? Well it could hurt Lung obviously, but fuck that guy anyway, he probably murdered children or something.
Lisa Motioned for bitch to give the command for the two remaining dogs to drop down to the floor of the warehouse, of course being Bitch, and being unconcerned with property damage, it only took a few seconds for the dogs to be standing over the for now unconscious Lung.
Lisa explained her plan to Bitch and then pulled out her phone and walked what she deemed to be a safe distance from the action going on behind her.
A Police receptionist picked up the phone on the other end, but before she could say anything Lisa cut her off. "Oh hey Debra, how's it going, we've got a small emergency if you don't mind helping us out."
Debra was going to ask how this strange Girl knew her name but she was once again cut off, this time by the girl yelling at what sounded like some sort of wild animal in the background "Hey, keep it down I'm on the fucking phone with Deb...you don't mind if I call you Deb do you? Ok cool anyway, we're in an old warehouse down by the docks, and we've got a gentleman by the name of Lung here with us, he's unconscious at the moment, but I doubt he'll stay that way for long. He's a pretty tough dude when he's not laying in a pool of his own blood and vomit, so you might want to send around three or four heroes over to pick him up."
There was a loud ripping noise in the background, somewhere between metal and flesh being torn apart. A long pause followed. "You know what Deb, I think two heroes should be just fine for this one after all. Just send 'em down, I'm sure they'll find the place, tell them to look for the warehouse with horrified screams coming from it in about...." Lisa checked an imaginary watch, it wasn't like she needed one, she always knew what time it was "13 minutes or so."
"Oh and don't let him get away or anything, this guy cost us an arm and a leg to catch.....well not our arm or leg of course, but I'm sure he'd be very upset if he found out he'd made that sacrifice for nothing. Bye now, say hi to the kids for me"
"Wait!!" The woman called Debra stopped her "I need your hero identification number, who are you?"
"Me?" Lisa asked, then she dropping her voice to a low gravely pitch she replied "I'm Batman" and snapped the phone shut whirling around to greet the scene behind her.
Judas turned to her picking up on the excitement in her body language, a five foot long metal arm swinging back and forth in his mouth like an overgrown chew toy. "Good boy," Lisa cooed at the dog "who's an enormous monstrosity of rippling muscle and murderous intent, you are, you are."
Then climbing back atop the dog with the others she declared "Ok, we'd better get out of here before the heroes start showing up."
"High ho silver!" she called out as Judas reared back on his hind legs and once again sent her tumbling to the ground.
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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on Apr 29, 2015 19:44:45 GMT -4
END OF THREAD 2. Thread 3 coming in a minute!
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