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Post by danaorsoyouthink on May 3, 2015 19:33:02 GMT -4
As the sounds of gunfire and testosterone fueled screams faded away behind the Undersiders, Tattletale turned to address the group. A task which entailed several seconds of clumsy attempts to reposition herself on the back of the SUV sized dog she was riding.
"Hey guys, something's been bothering me. My power's telling me that it was only one dude who took down Lung. But that would be a pretty crazy undertaking alone, especially since I'm sure he was surrounded by a good number of ABB cronies. We've been looking for a new member, what if we tried tracking them down?"
She continued in response to the quizzical looks she received from the others. "Look, we're in serious need of some muscle, me and Grue's powers are hardly useful in a head on fight. Not to mention we're getting seriously close to the sane people being out numbered by the sociopaths on this team," she paused to give a knowing look to Regent and Bitch. Regent responded by sticking out his tongue and flipping her off. Tattletale adamantly ignored him. "She took out lung without killing him, I think that's reason enough to give her a chance."
"Plus I'm pretty sure she's a girl, I mean what guy would be able to do that to someone's manhood without hating themselves, and I'm really hurting for some......feminine companionship" she finished, looking repulsed at Bitch who had just spat a large glob of mucus onto the pavement next to her mount.
God I hope she’s normal
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Post by doctorjonathan on May 3, 2015 19:54:53 GMT -4
"I hate to say this, but Tattle is right." Grue sighed.
Grue surveyed the state of the team. Everyone was a slight mess. Regent was looking like he just did a pacer. Tattle is a bit scratched up from all the Onis. Bitch was- Oh. She's actually fine. She was just playing with her dogs. The team could use another person to help out. God knows how long the squad had to deal with too much shit on their metaphorical plates. The Boss would be fine with it too.
"Alright let's get us a new Undersider then." Grue said with a some hope.
Fuck I hope its not another Spitfire incident. She was a bit hot headed for the team. Literally.
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Post by Cale on May 4, 2015 21:54:22 GMT -4
"I'm on board with this new chick, as long as she's not as wacko as the last couple nutcases we've tried." Regent butted in, giving up on his attempts to mount one of the mongoloid dogs.
Almost out of nowhere, like a whisper on the wind, a ray of sunshine during a cold winter storm, an image of Lung's horribly mangled dragon dong conjured itself into existence inside of Regent's mind. Somehow successfully keeping his lunch down, Regent tried as hard as he could to purge that image, to no avail.
"I'd like to at least guarantee a truce with this psychotic genital mauler. No way in hell am I going against that."
And with that, Regent set on purging his mind of the disturbing images he'd seen that day with some nice exercises in futility. ~ As he fell off the dog a third time, Regent's mind was sufficiently full of rage to be clear of the horrors he'd unknowingly set haunting him. But they would be back. They always would be.
There is no escaping the tyranny of Lung's horrifically mangled reproductive organs. Ther memory will follow, always.
'Whatever. It's your call, chief." he said, turning to Grue.
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Post by danaorsoyouthink on May 11, 2015 20:53:09 GMT -4
"Great!!!", Lisa declared adding a dramatic hand gesture for punctuation, but losing very much of the desired effect when the gesture caused her to lose her balance and she had to grab onto a tuft of hair to keep from toppling off her mount. "Then as your fearless leader," Lisa steadfastly ignored the eye rolls as she went on, "I shall lead us in obtaining our badass new member."
Her show of dominance complete Lisa kicked the dog into action and shouted "Hi-Ho silver away!!" a few times going absolutely nowhere in the process for a solid two minutes until Bitch eventually took pity on the sad, sad woman infront of. Sighing deeply she ordered the dogs to head back to the Undersider's base, Lisa happily humming a song that sounded suspiciously like "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass" to herself along the way, making ironically everyone very uncomfortable, aside from Judas and the other dogs because they were not familiar with Blink 182 songs.
When they arrived back at the base Lisa hopped down from Judas' back, a feat which was much easier now that he had shrunk down most of the way back to his normal size, and made a dash to her room, pealing off her mask as she ran. The mask however got tangled in her hair and after several seconds of vicious struggle Lisa resolved to take care of it later, and just left it hanging there for the time being.
Plopping down infront of her computer she browsed the Parahuman wiki for Lung's page and then began furiously typing a comment. Her line of thinking was that anyone who had managed to fuck up a dragon to that extent probably wanted to see their handiwork, no matter how gross, and disturbing, and painful, and just a generally fucked up not a nice thing to do to a human being it may have been. Like Jesus, dismembering a man and leaving him bleeding out in a warehouse is one thing, but to desecrate a man's sacred sphere's like that..... Lisa shuddered as images of mangled dragon balls danced through the dark corners of her mind.
Lisa read back over her comment to make sure everything was satisfactory:
Dear Dragon Slayer, Like Damn girl Jesus. We saw your handiwork tonight, and we are duly impressed. We can't thank you enough for helping us out, and something tells me you'd be someone we'd rather stay on the good side of. PM me and we'll have a talk about your future in this city. Lot's of Love Sincerely, your #1 fan Tt
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 11, 2015 21:49:07 GMT -4
Taylor sat alone at school. Despite the tranquility of the courtyard, most other students didn't care for the large presence of honeybees and bumblebees, gentle creatures who were only ever curious about the peculiar humans. Bzz... Bzz... Bzz.., The gentle hum of the bees resonated through the air. She found herself enjoying the otherwise silence of the school's courtyard, ignoring the weird stares she got from students fearful of the fluffy bees. A few of the fluffy bees landed on her, crawling on her pale skin, tickling her. She smiled softly,happy to let her fuzzy friends satisfy their curiosity. Even if she was alone at school, she wasn't completely alone. At least she had her bug friends, her faithful servants.
When school ended that afternoon, Taylor chose to go for a walk through the park. Spring time was the perfect time to enjoy the presence of the springtime butterflies. The ants were returning from their winter slumber, tearing apart a helpless beetle that dared to invade their territory. Caterpillars devoured leaves in their endless hunger, worms mindlessly burrowed tunnels through the soil, carnivorous ladybugs slaughtered other insects, spiders caught dumb flies, and a pair of cockroaches scurried through a nearby trash can. If a nuclear explosion were to go off, cockroaches would be the ones still standing, not humans. Insects were incredibly creatures, capable of amazing feats of super-strength, producing thread stronger than steel, producing thousands of babies after chomping off the heads of their male counterparts without a second thought, harvesting and raising other insects as livestock, and even producing delicious honey! There was something serene about this constant chaos, a natural order that she felt so in-tuned with. Amongst this background disorderly order, Taylor decided to take a nap under a tree the local colony of ants were using. Ants were so neat, so organized, so resourceful. She didn't mind in the least if a few of them decided to crawl across her, just as long as they stayed away from her face and hair. The last thing she wanted to do was brush ants out of her hair tonight.
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Post by sophia on May 11, 2015 23:37:04 GMT -4
I shivered slightly just thinking about the amount of work I had to do today as I walked home. A full three page math assignment and completing a history report……. I stopped briefly at a small vending machine showing some change in to prepare for my full all nighter. I shoved the few cokes I got into my backpack. In order to save time and get home quicker I figured that I could take that shortcut through the park.
I quickened my pace into a light jog to get home as fast as possible. After a couple of minutes I saw Taylor napping in front of me or seemingly deep in thought. I slowed my pace and smiled….. Well I guess I could afford a few minutes. I popped open one of my cokes and ran up behind her, then poured it on top of her.
“EYA!!” she screamed. If it was out of surprise at the sudden wetness or just having been broken out of her train of thought I wasn't sure but either way I enjoyed it. The little twerp got what she deserved. The resulting puddle revealed several ants that happened to have been crawling on her.
“Ew you’ve got ants on you, you FREAK.”
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 12, 2015 18:19:54 GMT -4
Taylor jolted awake, something wet poured on her. She yelped! A sizzling puddle of soda and ants pooled around her, and her hair smelled like Coca-Cola now. She felt the ants drown in the sugary liquid, a part of her now dead. Taylor kept her cool though.
"Oh, I did? I didn't notice, probably 'cause they're better company than you." Taylor rolled her eyes. The ants dispersed for the time being, the anthill within Taylor's sphere of influence. "What a waste of a perfectly good soda..." She turned to walk away, not wanting to get into a fight with Sophia... (OOC: feel free to continue being a bitch to her )
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Post by sophia on May 12, 2015 19:27:38 GMT -4
My eyes widened in shock. Did Taylor just walk away from me?!? I shivered slightly in rage. Just who did that little bitch think she was?. I took my bag off my shoulder and pulled out my metal track water bottle. I then ran up behind her. Swinging with both arms I clobbered her over the head and she crumpled to the ground.
“Little waste of space.” I muttered still shaking in anger. I then stomped her head once hard and was rewarded with a satisfying crunch, which I could only assume was her nose breaking. “Well” I stated “looks like you and your friends deserve the same place in the world. Under my fucking boot.” I wasn’t sure if she was conscious for the last bit but damn it was satisfying.
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 12, 2015 19:52:04 GMT -4
Thud!
Taylor slumped to the ground suddenly. A boot met her skull, and something cracked. She was bleeding on the ground, laying perfectly still, but she remained conscious... Miraculously. Her whole body was crying out in pain, rage. What did she ever do to Sophia!? She couldn't move, immobilized, but she could feel the creepy crawlies all around her.
Bzz... Bzzzz... Bzzz! Bzzzz! Bzzzzzz! BZZZZZ! The honeybees left the flowers they tend to, the harvester ants filed out of their hill, the paper wasps swarmed towards them, the millipedes and centipedes were called forth, and every creepy crawly in the the area swarmed towards Sophia. Bees and wasps swarmed her, and the harvest ants, millipedes, and centipedes all crawled up Sophia's legs in a mad frenzy. The wasps stung with their spear-like stingers, the ants bit with their vicious jaws, the bees swarmed around her head, and the hundred-legged ones creeped and crawled all over her, secreting their cyanide toxins and clamping down upon her flesh.
In her half-conscious state Taylor could only vaguely recognize what was going on, and as much as she didn't want to stoop to Sophia's level, the emotions of hatred emanating from her body, controlling the insects... Her mind drifted in and out of consciousness, but it didn't matter, the insects went for Sophia. Her pain and rage fueled their unadulterated wrath!
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Post by Cale on May 12, 2015 20:12:33 GMT -4
Regent continued doing whatever he was doing, remaining completely irrelevant to the situation at hand.
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He got the strangest sense that he was interrupting something.
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Post by sophia on May 12, 2015 20:49:45 GMT -4
I had the strange sense that I was being interrupted but shook it out of my mind to focus on getting eaten by bugs.
“YOUR A FUCKING CAPE!” I yelled as the bugs swarmed me. They were biting me but it wasn't as bad as it had seemed at first. The number of stinging insects were limited in comparison to the ants and harmless (but gross ones). I quickly kicked her as hard as I could in the head. She hit the ground again hard. I kicked her again just to make sure she was really unconscious this time. Then quickly grabbed her backpack, shoes and wallet.
I bolted for it. Running out of the swarm of bugs was easy but they continued to chase me. While I ran I thought about the best way to handle this situation. I could turn her over to the PRT for attacking a civilian but then she might end up joining the wards…. Then a quick thought passed through my mind and I smiled. I was filled with an excitement that made me feel almost queasy.
After a couple of minutes I made it closer to my home, removing the money from the wallet, I trashed everything else in a dumpster. Seeing the bugs starting to catch up I quickly continued my run until I lost them.
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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on May 12, 2015 21:01:06 GMT -4
Taylor woke up to the sun setting. When she had run into Sophia, it had been right after school. pain So, at least an hour had passed... pain Her bag was gone. There was a sharp smell of copper. pain He hair was plastered to the ground with blood. PAIN Taylor could hear someone run up beside her. She couldn't see it, though, because she had blacked out. ----"Call 911! This person needs to go to a hospital!"----
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 12, 2015 21:38:03 GMT -4
Taylor woke up in a daze, surrounded by white, white, white, white, white, and more white. Even the people around her were white! She couldn't sense anything. Wait, no. She could feel, sort of, but why did it feel so... restricted? Her reach wasn't as far, her touch, her sense of place. What was wrong? Was she dead!? No... No, she wasn't dead. These people, they were talking about her. What were they saying? Was she in the hospital? Ugh, not again. That's why she felt so weird, her bugs weren't there.
Crap... Once again, she was hospitalized. Great. Just great.
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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on May 12, 2015 22:05:26 GMT -4
"Oh, you're awake? Good. Looks like you took quite a fall. But you'll be okay soon! How are you feeling?" A nurse was at Taylor's side, with a clipboard. Despite her chipper attitude, Taylor could see the bags under her eyes.
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 12, 2015 22:22:06 GMT -4
Taylor's senses started to return, and suddenly she felt ALL of the bugs in the hospital, especially the roaches in the walls. It was really unhygienic.
"Fall...?" She murmured, blinking. "Did I fall? No... I was attacked by Sophia... I don't remember anything else..." She decided to tell what she knew what happened. "I didn't fall... A girl pushed me to the ground and kicked me in the head... I don't remember anything after that." Taylor laid back on her bed, closing her eyes for a moment. What did happen? This nurse was a terrible nurse, to boot, as if she was being controlled by some omnipotent man with no concern for a girl's well-being!
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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on May 12, 2015 22:37:09 GMT -4
"Uh...what's your name? We couldn't find any identification on you..."
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 12, 2015 22:43:19 GMT -4
"Um... My name's... Uh... Emilie..." Taylor lied through her teeth. She wasn't exactly a great liar. "I... I gotta go! Bye!" And she dashed out the hospital faster than the doctors and security could catch her.
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Post by sophia on May 12, 2015 22:43:59 GMT -4
Once I had arrived in front of my house I stood in place and glanced around to check and see if the swarm was following me. After about thirty seconds I did not see any of them coming after me so I went inside. I removed my clothes and dodged into the shower. Damn these bites stung. I quickly ensured that no more bugs were on me, removing the ones that were, and poured some rubbing alcohol on the spots that had been bitten. I walked into my room and punched the wall. These would sting for at least the rest of the day if not longer… “THAT.LITTLE.WHORE…”I murmured as to not alert the rest of the household. I then sat down at my computer and began writing an email to Taylor.
“Dear Taylor,
I have your dee gunk. Also I know something that you would probably prefer that most people didnt know. Meet me at the vending machine in the park at 10. I’m out of coke.
-Sophia”
Then I hit send and proceeded to lay down for a while until the stinging in my extremities stopped.
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Post by Daniel Schmuckler on May 12, 2015 22:46:08 GMT -4
The nurse stood, wide eyed. She walked out into the hallway, and addressed a cape. "Oh, damnit. Sorry for wasting your time." Panacea was saddened, but quickly moved on. She had recently been putting in an extra hour each day fixing eyesight. She figured it would cause less accidents overall, saving time in the long run.
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 12, 2015 23:00:25 GMT -4
Taylor went home and found a message on her bed. It was from Sophia. She was short on Coca-Cola? Oh, well, they had plenty of cokes in the fridge, and it's not like she ever drank them anyways. What a bitch though! Did she really think that blackmail was going to work on her? She couldn't prove anything about her powers!
After downing a can of Pepsi -her preferred soda type- Taylor decided to check the wiki page about her handiwork. It's true when they say that the a culprit will return to the scene of the crime! Oh, hey, somebody left a message for her. At least somebody appreciate her hard work! It wasn't until the next morning, using the school's computer did she respond to the message from that strange person on the internet.
"Hey, "Dragon Slayer" here! Glad you liked my handiwork. What's this you wanted to talk to me about? I'm all ears."
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Post by sophia on May 12, 2015 23:06:44 GMT -4
I groaned. These bites were irritating. Ah I figured out what to do! I quickly logged into the parahumans wiki page. She quickly made the profile.
"Phreak
A skinny female bug based cape. Can control many types of insects at once. Not great at fighting."
Perfect I thought. Now only if I had a coke.
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Post by danaorsoyouthink on May 12, 2015 23:49:04 GMT -4
"Oh," Lisa gasped hopping up from where she'd fallen asleep on the couch "the new girl responded!" There was no reply from the empty room, hmm she reflected, must be night time. Oh well, that just meant she had the place to herself, Alec slept like a log, and bitch was probably out with her dogs somewhere.
Sauntering into the kitchen, Lisa popped open the fridge and examined the contents, "nothing but fucking Pepsi" she grumbled. God if there was one thing Lisa hated in this world it was pepsi. It tasted like an battalion of hummingbirds had jizzed in a bottle which was already mostly full of runny fecal matter. If she ever figured out who's fucking Pepsi was crowding up her goddamn fridge she was gonna shove a bottle so far up their ass they'd be "having a pepsi day" for the next month.
resigning herself to a another soda-less night Lisa grabbed a bottle of Flying dog and headed to her room. Not like she had to be up in the morning anyway.
Plopping down in front of her computer she began typing a reply to the message in her inbox, never mind reading it, she got the just.
"Call it a job opportunity. we'd be happy to offer you the support and security of our group if you wouldn't mind giving our group a try. If it's convenient we could meet up somewhere as soon as tomorrow and discuss an arrangement."
That should do it Lisa reflected, having slept most of the day she now found herself wide awake Perhaps after a few more drinks her mind would be hazy enough for her to find enjoyment in whatever terrible reality TV show happened to be playing at 3 in the morning. It was a sacrifice she would have to make
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 13, 2015 0:04:59 GMT -4
Taylor messaged back, "I want to meet by the Black Cat Club at noon. Sound good?"
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Post by danaorsoyouthink on May 13, 2015 0:21:20 GMT -4
Lisa woke up that "morning" with a very noticeable headache pounding against the inside of her skull. Perhaps she'd come a bit overboard she reflected as she tripped on a mostly empty bottle trying to extricate herself from the blanket she was wrapped in. she shambled up to her computer, trying hard not to focus on the disheveled chaos of blond hair that stared back at her in the reflection of the monitor. "ugh, fucking noon, are you kidding me?" she let her head smack against the keyboard as she did some complicated (or it seemed complicated in her present state) math. That left her about an hour to get ready. "Ok Lisa," she mumbled to herself "good first impression, you got this." "Now where the fuck is some goddamn water." She was out of the hideout an hour and a half later.
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 13, 2015 16:46:53 GMT -4
Taylor waited in the alleyway near The Black Cat. Part of her was really nervous about meeting a stranger from the internet, the other part of her was excited! Naturally, she was dressed in her Arthro-Mask body suit, complete with the mask! While waiting in the shadows, she'd attempted to go all spider-man and see if she could climb the wall.
It didn't work out. She fell promptly on her butt after like three feet of climbing.
"Ouch..." She groaned, rubbing her sore butt. "Where are they, anyways?" She peered around the corner, staying out of sight from the general crowd.
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Post by danaorsoyouthink on May 13, 2015 17:25:57 GMT -4
Lisa was skipping down the street toward The Black Cat, humming to herself and drawing quizical looks from random homeless people she passed on the street. Ok so maybe she'd had a little more to drink this morning, but only cause she didn't wanna be all grumpy and hungover for meeting the new possible recruit. She had a perfectly good excuse, she had assured herself.
As she approached the abandoned Black Cat building she heard a *thump* and a muffled groan come from a nearby ally. Poking her head around the corner to peer into the ally Lisa saw what she assumed could've made for a promising super villain if she had not just fallen on her ass in a puddle.
The girl was wearing some type of skin tight black fabric Lisa was unfamiliar with, covered with strategically placed panels of armor to cover her vital areas, which had a muted sheen as if it was made from insect shells. Her head was completely covered in a mask of the same fabric as the rest of the suit, aside from the back of the head, which was open allowing for her long curly black hair to flow freely down her back. Lisa suspected that when she ran it might blow back behind her in a way that would nicely compliment the flow of her costume.
The girl's eyes were hidden behind a pair of yellow lenses, and that combined with the mandible shaped armor that surrounded her mouth gave her the appearance halfway between that of a human and a bug. She was thin. Overly so, and Lisa suspected that out of costume this probably worked to her detriment in terms of look. However in costume it seemed to fit perfectly with her aesthetic as it made her look thin and supple like one of the bugs Lisa now suspected her power was related to. Lisa found herself a little bit jealous of this new girl's kickass costume. She was glad she'd chosen to wear her civilian clothes since it meant Lisa wouldn't have to compare costumes with her.
Figuring the girl would probably prefer for her first impression not to have been her falling in a puddle Lisa retreated back down the street and approached again after she had given the girl time to recoup and brush herself off.
When Lisa entered the alleyway the girl stood frozen for a long second, as if she'd just been discovered by a civilian and was expecting for Lisa any second to go running and shouting to the cops. Of course, Lisa though, she probably expected me to show up in costume. Oh well, she had been planning on taking the initiative anyway.
"Hi," Lisa said, stepping forward and offering her hand to the girl, who looked as she might make a run for it at any moment. "I'm Lisa, and you must be my new friend." She flashed her trademark smile, grinning from ear to ear like the cheshire cat, but hopefully a little less creepy.
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 13, 2015 17:48:26 GMT -4
Taylor freaked out when a civilian walked up to her. She was ready to bolt! The lady extended a hand to her, and it took Taylor a second to process that this was the person she was supposed to meet. This person with a humongous grin. Hesitantly, she took the hand.
"H-hey..." She composed herself, recovering from the brief anxiety. Taylor's grip was firm, strong. "Pleasure to meet you, Lisa. I'm uh... Arthromask." Even though the mask covered her face, she was smiling underneath it, maybe it would show in her voice. Taylor was a friendly sort, she didn't want other capes -or affiliates- to think just because she destroyed a dragon's balls that she was a mean person.
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Post by danaorsoyouthink on May 13, 2015 18:24:36 GMT -4
Lisa, paused for a second, considering talking to the girl about her less than ideal name, but she decided better of it. Unfortunately the alcohol in her system had other ideas and and she found the words spilling from her mouth anyways. "You must be a pretty new cape, that name's a bit of a mouthful, cape names should be simple yet imposing. Something like 'Locust' or 'Nightcrawler.'" Lisa couldn't see the girl's face but she sensed she was a bit taken aback. "I'm not saying it's bad," she quickly backpedaled eager not to offend her new friend already "I just could use something more casual to call you. How about we just go with 'Aphid' for the time being, I think it fits alright." She looked at the girl expectantly, praying to whatever god she didn't believe in that the girl wouldn't get offended. Also that that mask helped keep her from smelling the alcohol on Lisa's breath.
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Post by dragontamer22 on May 13, 2015 18:56:03 GMT -4
Taylor was a little hurt at her name being insulted, even if the lady meant well. "Oh... Sorry, I'm still working on the name thing... But why Aphid? Those things get eaten by ladybugs, and that's not very intimidating." It's not that she was going for an evil-sounding name like "nightcrawler" or anything like that, but she at least didn't want to be something that got eaten by ladybugs. As much as she liked the spotted beetles, most people associated them with being good luck, children's songs, and don't realize that they're either pure carnivores or major pests as well (depending on the species). It just didn't seem right to somebody who'd been studying up on her insects, and well, had insect powers.
"I... I guess you could just call me bug-girl, if you don't like Arthromask, and I don't like Aphid." She offered, scratching her head awkwardly, trying not to weird out the person who was currently treating her like a real human being. "I don't mind bug-girl."
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Post by danaorsoyouthink on May 13, 2015 19:05:00 GMT -4
"I guess I'm not that good at intimidating names, my cape name's Tattletale after all," Lisa laughed. Then playfully leaning in conspiratorially close to the girl she whispered "don't tell anybody though," and gave a little wink. "Now come on Bug" she said, straightening up and flashing another grin. "No sense in staying out here where it's wet and gross. She peeled back a loose board over the side entrance to the dilapidated club next to then. "After you," she declared giving an exaggerated bow. noting the girl's hesitation she smiled reassuringly and said "don't worry this place's been closed for months, no one's gonna mind if we poke around a little bit, I just wanna have a conversation safe from the elements and prying eyes."
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